Doh!

- Oh my God, Oh my God! I locked myself in the car
and the keys are on the outside!

- Mam, maam, I need you to calm down!

- Okay, okay. It´s just that the windows are rolled up and I am starting to sweat!
My keys are on the outside!

- Your keys are on the outside of the vehicle?

- Yes, oh my God!

- Does your car have automatic locks or what?

- Yes, yes yes!

- This is what I need you to do: take hold of the door handle there. Are you doing this?

- Mmmmmm...

- The shiny thing. Grab the shiny thing.

- Oh, okay.

- Now give it a tug.

- Okay.

- Did it open?

- Yes! Oh my God thank you!

- Now what is that noise?

- Oh, that´s my door alarm.

- Yeah, but that only happens if the keys are on the ignition, hon...

- Ooooh my God! You know what???

- Your keys are actually on the ignition...

- Yes.

- Ooookay...

- Thank you so much, I am sorry!

- Okay, that´s why we´re here


DOOOOH!
Stupid bitch