Subtext

Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

Uma pérola!
Olha a cara do menino passado.




"I thought Europe was a country..."

"Budapest? I´ve never heard of that... Mmmmm is it France?"

"Is France a country?"

"I am listening to what you´re saying but I only hear what I want to"
"Well, that´s called being a woman"

-If you had to guess, what would it be?
-I dunno, I would have guessed France but I dunno if it´s a country...
-Yes, France is a country, I can tell you that. But the right answer is Hungary.
- Hungary???
- Like I´m hungry.
- That´s a country???
- I´ve heard of Turkey...

Doh!

- Oh my God, Oh my God! I locked myself in the car
and the keys are on the outside!

- Mam, maam, I need you to calm down!

- Okay, okay. It´s just that the windows are rolled up and I am starting to sweat!
My keys are on the outside!

- Your keys are on the outside of the vehicle?

- Yes, oh my God!

- Does your car have automatic locks or what?

- Yes, yes yes!

- This is what I need you to do: take hold of the door handle there. Are you doing this?

- Mmmmmm...

- The shiny thing. Grab the shiny thing.

- Oh, okay.

- Now give it a tug.

- Okay.

- Did it open?

- Yes! Oh my God thank you!

- Now what is that noise?

- Oh, that´s my door alarm.

- Yeah, but that only happens if the keys are on the ignition, hon...

- Ooooh my God! You know what???

- Your keys are actually on the ignition...

- Yes.

- Ooookay...

- Thank you so much, I am sorry!

- Okay, that´s why we´re here


DOOOOH!
Stupid bitch

Spiders on drugs

Ciência é uma arte

Dramatic look

Dando continuidade à sequencia de clips do mundo animal.

Pandinha com rinite

Talking dogs

Awwwww

Live tv - weather report

"I am soooo sorry Bill"

HAHAHAHA!
Segura, bi!